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Romania To Get Tougher On Witches

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

There’s more bad news in the cards for Romania’s beleaguered witches.

A month after Romanian authorities began taxing them for their trade, the country’s soothsayers and fortune tellers are cursing a new bill that threatens fines or even prison if their predictions don’t come true.

Superstition is a serious matter in the land of Dracula, and officials have turned to witches to help the recession-hit country collect more money and crack down on tax evasion.

Witches argue they shouldn’t be blamed for the failure of their tools.

“They can’t condemn witches, they should condemn the cards,” Queen Witch Bratara Buzea told The Associated Press by telephone.

Critics say the proposal is a ruse to deflect public attention from the country’s many problems. In 2009, Romania needed a euro20 billion ($27.31 billion) International Monetary Fund-led bailout loan to pay salaries and pensions when its economy contracted more than 7 percent. Last year, the economy shrank again. However, this year a slight recovery of 1.5 percent growth is forecast.

European Union and Romanian officials say local authorities are hampered by political bickering and bureaucracy. The centrist government is unpopular, the opposition is weak, the press thrives on conspiracy and personal attacks, and EU officials say the justice system needs to be reformed. Romanians are jaded and mistrustful.

“The government doesn’t have real solutions, so it invents problems,” said Stelian Tanase, a well-known Romanian political commentator. “This is the government that this country deserves.”

In January, the government changed labor laws to officially recognize the centuries-old practice of witchcraft as a taxable profession, prompting angry witches to dump poisonous mandrake into the Danube in an attempt to put a hex on them.

The latest bill was passed in the Senate last week, but must still be approved by a financial and labor committee and by the Chamber of Deputies, the other house of Romania’s parliament.

Bratara called the proposed bill overblown. “I will fight until my last breath for this not to be passed,” she said.

Sometimes, she argued, people don’t provide their real identities, dates of birth or other personal details, which could skew a seer’s predictions. “What about when the client gives false details about themselves? We can’t be blamed for that.”

The new bill would also require witches to have a permit, to provide their customers with receipts and bar them from practicing near schools and churches.

Tanase has a solution.

“Maybe they should put a spell on (Prime Minister Emil) Boc and (President Traian) Basescu, so they can find the solutions,” he said. 

Source: My Way.com

Bombay High Court Rules: Astrology Is Science

Friday, February 4th, 2011

MUMBAI: Astrology has been debunked by most world scientists including India’s renowned physicist Prof. Yash Pal. However, it is “science” in India.

The Bombay High Court reaffirmed this on Thursday when it dismissed a PIL that had challenged astrology as science.

The PIL was filed by an NGO, Janhit Manch that had sought action against ‘fake’ astrologers, tantriks, practitioners of Vastu shastra etc.

“So far as prayer related to astrology is concerned, the Supreme Court has already considered the issue and ruled that astrology is science. The court had in 2004 also directed the universities to consider if astrology science can be added to the syllabus. The decision of the apex court is binding on this court,” observed the judges.

The judges also took on record an affidavit submitted by the Union government. The Centre had in its affidavit stated that astrology is 4000 years old ‘trusted science’ and the same does not fall under the preview of The Drugs and Megical Remedies Act (Objectionable Advertisements) Act, 1954.

“The said Act does not cover astrology and related sciences. Astrology is a trusted science and is being practiced for over 4000 years,” said an affidavit filed by Dr R Ramakrishna, deputy drug controller (India), west zone.

“The said Act is aimed at prohibiting misleading advertisements relating to drugs and magic remedies. The Act does not cover and / or relate to astrology and / or allied sciences like Palmistry, Vaastu Shastra etc. In view thereof, a purported ban on practices promoting astrology and related sciences sought by the petitioner, which is a time tested science more than 4000 years old is totally misconceived and unjustifiable,” says the affidavit.

The (PIL) filed by Janhit Manch and its convener Bhagwanji Raiyani, along with his associate Dattaram Kumkar, had questioned the validity of predictions by many well-known astrologers.

The PIL, which ran into more than 100 pages pointed to several cases, including that of Indira Gandhi and Charan Singh becoming prime ministers, despite opposite predictions.

Representing the Union government, advocate Advait Sethna told the court that even the SC had accepted that astrology was a science and many universities had included it as a subject.

Advocate for Maharashtra government, Bharat Mehta too supported the stand taken by the Union government. Mehta submitted an affidavit filed by the food and drugs administration (FDA) department which said that necessary action is being taken against the guilty under the Drugs and Megical Remedies Act.

The PIL had urged the authorities to ban articles, advertisements, episodes and practices promoting astrology and its related subjects like vastu, reiki, feng shui, tarot, palmistry, zodiac signs and rashifal.

Source: Astrology is a science: Bombay HC – The Times of India

Man Injured During Botched Soul Theft

Tuesday, February 1st, 2011

The man who allegedly stabbed former Fergus Falls mayoral candidate Ivan “Skip” Mallas early Sunday morning was charged on Tuesday with second degree attempted murder.

Timothy Eugene Peterson, 42, of Fergus Falls, was also charged with one count of second degree assault with a dangerous weapon and one count of second degree assault with a dangerous weapon that caused substantial bodily harm. The maximum sentence for the attempted murder charge is 40 years in prison, and the combined maximum sentences for the other two charges are 17 years in prison and/or $34,000 in fines.

According to the criminal complaint, Fergus Falls police officers responded to Mallas’ home on the 700 block of Springen Avenue at about 12:45 a.m. on Sunday, after they were called about a stabbing there. Upon arrival, they allegedly found Mallas with visible wounds to his right cheek and both hands (a wound on his left foot would later be discovered after he went to the hospital, where he was treated and released).

The complaint stated that Mallas said he had been stabbed by Peterson, and the officers followed a trail of blood to Peterson’s home, three doors down. Inside, they allegedly found Peterson with his clothes stained in blood, as well as a blood-stained Bowie knife on the couch. Officers arrested Peterson, who claimed that he and Mallas were “just wrestling.”

The police interviewed Mallas twice, once on Sunday and once on Monday. Mallas allegedly painted a chilling picture of Peterson at the time of the stabbing, indicating that his attacker was delusional and had possibly been drinking.

Per Mallas’ interviews, the complaint stated that Mallas had been approached by Peterson while working in his garage. Peterson allegedly began chanting and called himself a “soul collector” and a “medicine man” while trying first to cut off some of Mallas’ toes. Mallas said that Peterson then tried to slit his throat, scalp him and stab him in the chest, all the while telling Mallas that he needed to kill him and “collect his soul.”

During the struggle, the complaint stated, Mallas allegedly had to grab the knife several times to keep it from mortally wounding him. These actions caused deep cuts to both hands, and his attempt to keep Peterson from scalping him caused him to wound his cheek.

The complaint reported that Mallas said that Peterson eventually stopped his assault and appeared to consider coming after him again before finally leaving. After Peterson left, Mallas allegedly fled to a neighbor’s house for safety and help.

According to the complaint, the neighbor was interviewed and said that she could hear shouts coming from Mallas’ home before he came to her home and told her that he had been attacked by Peterson.

An officer who searched Mallas’ home allegedly found blood in several areas of the house and garage.

Peterson is being held on $500,000 cash or bond without conditions, or $300,000 bond or $100,000 cash with conditions.

Source: Fergus Falls Journal

New End Of World Announced: May 21, 2011

Monday, January 31st, 2011

They are at it again.  End Times hopefuls believe they have decoded the 4000 year old fairy tale to tell us the exact moment of the return of Jesus Christ.

Foreclosures Increase Demand For Salem Witches

Friday, January 28th, 2011

The rise in foreclosures has some residents of Salem, Massachusetts, turning to witches to bless newly-acquired homes.

A Is For Astrology and Also For Asinine

Friday, January 14th, 2011

Astrology is a system of beliefs which hold that the relative positions of celestial bodies at the time of ones birth can provide information about personality, human affairs, and other terrestrial matters.

Astrologers believe that the movements and locations of stars and planets directly influence life on Earth.  Today’s astrologers define astrology as more of a symbolic language, an art form, or a form of divination.  Despite differences in definitions, a common assumption of astrologers is that celestial placements can aid in the interpretation of past and present events, and in the prediction of the future.

In India, soon to be the most populous country on the earth, 75%  of  marriages are  not based of compatibility of partners but on astrological horoscopes.  Most Indians plan their day based on daily astrological predictions published in newspapers. Most TV channels in India are running a minimum of one hour of astrology programing  every morning.

Astrology is generally considered a pseudoscience by the scientific community which cites a lack of statistically significant astrological predictions, while psychology explains much of the continued faith in astrology as a matter of cognitive biases.

Penn and Teller on Astrology (*Warning Adult Words and Some Body Parts)


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How Numerology Ruined Myanmar’s Economy

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

If you have been following the news, you no doubt would have heard by now of Cyclone Nargis hitting Myanmar (also known as Burma) and the ruling military junta’s piss-poor disaster relief initiatives that makes FEMA’s response to Hurricane Katrina look like a shining moment in the Bush Administration’s history. It is estimated as of today that 155,000 people are dead and that number is certain to rise given the complete lack of food or medical aid and the completely unwillingness of the government to aid its own people. Apparently the regime is more concerned that foreign journalists and aid workers might report back the horrors of living in one of the least-developed countries in the world under a retrograde military regime; The callousness with which the regime is handling the situation hearkens back to how the 2007 and 1988 pro-democracy protests were brutally suppressed and is very different from China’s transparent and rapid response to it’s own major disaster in the Beichuan region.

But these instances do not constitute the only time the military junta has screwed over its own people. Of all the megalomaniacs, it is perhaps only General Ne Win and his successors who relied heavily on astrology and other superstition to chart out national policy

A relatively harmless example of this is the practice of yadaya – a practice loosely resembling voodoo where a person essentially dresses up and impersonates an enemy to “steal” his or her powers. Thus on numerous occasions Burma’s generals have been known to dress up in drag as pro-democracy advocate and elected leader of the country Aung San Suu Kyi.

However, this story takes an ugly turn as, when told by his astrologer and numerologist that his lucky number was 9 and that he would live to be 90 if he “surrounded himself” with such auspicious digits, General Ne Win appeared before his country in 1987 and informed them that most of their money was now worthless. New money would be issued… not on the metric scale but rather in 45 and 90 kyat bills – since (for example) 45 is a product of and its digits add up to 9.

The result to the country was catastrophic. While 5 and 10 kyats remained legal tender, the now-invalid 50 and 100 kyats that were the mainstay of most of the middle class’s savings in the nation resulted in a collapse in purchasing power and Burma being named least developed nation in 1987. Perhaps the saddest part of the story is that Ne Win’s astrologer was right – the good general lived to be 91 years of age.

Romanian Witches To Cast Evil Spell on Government

Saturday, January 8th, 2011

Double, double toil and trouble: witches in Romania are planning to cast a spell on the country’s rulers because of laws that will force them to pay tax for the first time. Cat excrement and dead dogs, rather than eye of newt and toe of frog, will go into their cauldron – but they are hoping to put a Macbeth-style hex on the country’s president, Traian Basescu, and his government after the imposition of a tax regime aimed at tackling the recession.

Witches will gather on Romania’s southern plains and the banks of the Danube to protest against the laws and cast spells on the politicians who implemented them. A dozen witches will hurl the poisonous mandrake plant into the river “so evil will befall them”, a witch named Alisia said.

The threatened curse is not being taken lightly in a country with a long tradition of superstition. Basescu and his aides have been known to wear purple on certain days in an attempt to ward off evil.

The new law is part of the government’s drive to collect more revenue and crack down on tax evasion. It will force the likes of witches, astrologers and fortune tellers to register their professions and become liable for 16% tax in line with other self-employed Romanians.

The Queen witch Bratara Buzea said she would lead a chorus in casting a spell using a concoction of cat excrement and a dead dog. “They want to take the country out of this crisis using us? They should get us out of the crisis because they brought us into it,” she said.

Source: Guardian

Angry Mobs Lynch 45 ‘Witches’ Over Cholera Outbreak In Haiti

Friday, December 24th, 2010

Angry Haitian mobs have lynched at least 45 people in recent weeks, accusing them of spreading a cholera outbreak that has killed over 2,500 people across the country, officials said Wednesday.

The number included at least 14 suspected sorcerers previously known to have been lynched in the far southwestern region of Grand’Anse as local people feared they were spreading cholera with a magical substance. The area has been largely spared by the outbreak.

“We have counted 40 people dead in Grand’Anse department alone, where people are attacking natural healers they accuse of cholera-linked witchcraft,” said communications ministry official Moise Fritz Evens.

Five other people were killed in similar circumstances elsewhere in the country.

“The victims — most of them voodoo priests — were stoned or hacked with machetes before being burned in the street,” added the official, who was presenting the results of an investigation conducted in Grand’Anse earlier this month.

Communications minister Marie-Laurence Lassegue said “voodoo practitioners have nothing to do with the cholera epidemic. We must press for an awareness campaign about the disease in the communities.”

Official figures earlier showed the water-borne bacterial infection has claimed 2,591 lives so far in the nation’s first cholera outbreak in more than a century. The disease first appeared in mid-October in the north.

Health ministry figures as of December 17 showed 121,518 people had been treated for the water-borne bacterial infection, including 63,711 who received hospital treatment.

And in a sign there is no end in sight for the disease that has become a thorn in the side of the already deeply troubled nation, about 50 people died on each of the last five days recorded. At the outbreak’s peak in November, there were daily death tolls of 60, 70 and even 80 and above.

The cholera outbreak led to deadly anti-UN riots last month as a desperate populace turned its anger on peacekeepers from Nepal accused of bringing the disease into the country.

The first lynching cases date back to late last month, when mobs hacked or stoned to death their victims.

About half of Haiti’s population is believed to practice the voodoo religion in some form, though many are thought to also follow other religious beliefs at the same time. Sorcery and spiritual magic have been incorporated into some of the beliefs.

Voodoo evolved out of the beliefs that slaves from West Africa brought with them to Haiti. It is now deeply rooted in Haitian culture.

Western evangelical Christian movements however are also making inroads in Haiti, and religious tensions have risen in the wake of January’s catastrophic earthquake that killed 250,000 people and left more than one million homeless.

Source: Raw Story

Belief In Obvious Nonsense Is Not A Harmless Indulgence

Friday, October 29th, 2010

by Barry Fagin

Why do people believe in things that are obviously nonsense?

Halloween is around the corner. It was great fun when my kids were little; I still enjoy it when kids come to my door. Dressing up as scary creatures helps children cope with their natural fear of the unknown. And dressing up in costume is fun for adults too, as this Rocky Horror quintagenarian will happily attest.

But instead of setting beliefs in monsters aside, too many adults graduate to even weirder things. Vampires, demons, ESP, angels, dowsing, ghosts, astrology, astral projection, crystal energy, witchcraft, the ability of prayer to heal or curses to harm, and psychic powers all fall into the category of things for which there is overwhelming evidence that they are not real. Yet millions of people believe in them. Especially around this time of year.

This month’s “Skeptical Inquirer” has an article on the huge sales of paranormal romances. These are your typical bosom-heaving, bodice-ripping, Fabio-depicting paperbacks, with the added twist that the (usually male) protagonist has some sort of supernatural ability. In the words of one editor reviewing manuscripts, “Anything paranormal goes to the top of the stack.”

You might think it’s only pulp fiction that’s affected. Not so. Rhonda Byrne’s “The Power” has been on the New York Times advice bestseller list for nine weeks now. Like Byrne’s previous work “The Secret,” it is pure and unadulterated New Age foo-foo. She claims, among other things, that whatever you dream can be yours if you make use of the (newly discovered by her) Universal Law of Attraction. Click to continue »